Cunt.

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(Source: whorville, via pizza)

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

(via pizza)

• Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
• Another friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
• Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
• me: well they turned into a cunt

When a little kid draws something for you that is completely unrecognizable and you’re just like…

sodamnrelatable:

 

(Source: shutyourface09)